Epistles of Thomas

August 11, 2009

What’s black and white and red all over?

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What’s black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin.
A zebra with the chicken pox.
A UFC champion panda bear.
A polar bear eating a seal.

What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
A serial killer’s novel.

What’s black and white and read all over, travelling at 180 miles per hour?
A book being read by a race car driver.

What’s black and white and read all over, travelling at 600 miles per hour?
A newspaper on an airplane.

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